FLASH: When asked today about Obama’s intentions in a potential second term Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said,
“We need to re-elect the President so the public can find out what he intends to do.”
Asked to elaborate she added, ”It’s like the healthcare law, if we pass Obama for a second term we’ll find out what’s in him. Many people suspect deep inside he’s full of dangerous anti-Americanism or even extreme narcissism. But I have it on good authority that he’s chock full of delightful buttercrunch toffee. Now, if you’ll excuse me I’m scheduled to open the Fresno Food Stamp Carnival sponsored by Pizza Hut this afternoon. You should come by. As you know food stamps are good for the economy. Plus we’re giving away wings!”
And now a super fun time apocalypse poll:
The latest iteration of my L.A. snapshots is here. Give it some love, please…
Also: Have a great weekend!
Also, here’s a little apocalypse themed music to go with our poll…and it’s a really interesting piece of late 20th century pop.