The Mystery Of The Ring And Larry’s Coming Return

Myiq2xu wrote the post I was stewing up for last tonight. - and more concisely than I’m capable of too. The ad in question is sleazy, but more than that it’s incredibly stupid. The connection between Romney’s time at Bain and this poor person dying of cancer 7 years later isn’t even tenuous. It’s absurd. One may as well blame bird flu on Romney, or all drive by shootings in South Central. I stubbed my toe earlier…damn you, Mitt! CNN (CNN!!! For God sakes!) – was left with the task of destroying the obvious idiocy of the ad – so rest assured, tens of people saw the take down.

Speaking of absurdity looky what the Corsi dragged in…

Mr. Corsi is very concerned about pre- married Obama’s penchant for showing up in photos wearing a wedding band. This is a curious habit to be sure. We are informed by Corsi that it’s possible Obama was “married” to his male Pakistani roommate….uh…okay…that’s not a leap cuz everyone knows that’s what closeted men did in the 80s…secretly marry. Did Rick James perform the ceremony? Did Cindy Lauper give Barry away?

Then Corsi (who clearly needs to go on The Big Dawg’s Vegan Diet.) manages to ask the most deliriously inane question of the month: Why would Obama hide his homo or bi sexuality after coming out in support of gay marriage? Really Jerome? Has it come to this? Is your audience really that stupid? I mean, gee, Obama would win even after he said ”I’ve evolved (again) and now think gays should be allowed to marry. Also sometimes when Michelle’s away on her vacations I enjoy a night of taking it in the face. Now please send me some money. Bain Romney Bain Romney Bain Romney. Good night and God bless America…..send money…”  

Nope. No political repercussions there.

The real reason I post the clip below – other than I have nothing burning to write about - is that it tees up the coming return of my very favorite 2008 character, the perfectly cast Larry Sinclair.

Let me state for the record again, after 4 years, I find Mr. Sinclair’s story both hilarious and entirely feasible. What Sinclair describes at his upscale Chicago lounge is a type of ‘down low’ man that is well-known amongst the gays. Did Obama get a blow job from this guy in his limo? Hmmm. I’m going to vote no on this one. But hey, I’ve never been to any Chicago lounge, up or down scale, so what do I know?

The true selling point of the Sinclair clip for me has always been his sublime delivery of the details. Mr. Obama acquired powder cocaine for my use, crack for cocaine for his use. (Duh!), upscale Chicago lounge (oddly, the place is nameless), in 1999 I performed oral sex on you in the back of my limo. (The line is delivered almost as a reminder. As if the blow job might have been entirely forgettable.) And let’s face it the man sent the clip out in the middle of the Obamalove shit storm of 2008. He either had a fully orbed death wish or he’s a P.R. genius.

As a Wednesday distraction I give you Jerome and Larry…

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19 Responses to The Mystery Of The Ring And Larry’s Coming Return

  1. propertius says:

    Did Cindy Lauper give Barry away?

    Boy George. Cher was matron of honor.

    • tamerlane says:

      I saw Lauper open for The Kinks at Roseland on New Year’s Eve. She was heartily booed off the stage, ending her execrable set mercifully early by telling us all to GF ourselves. Her ugly wrestler friend tipped over the keyboard he’d been pecking at with two fingers, then used another two fingers to bid us adieu.

      The Kinks put on a show for the Ages.

  2. Sweet Sue says:

    I find both Corsi and Sinclair to be as reliable as Arkansas troopers, Larry Patterson and Roger Perry. That is to say, not at all.

    • tamerlane says:

      No denying that. But even a blind pig finds an acorn now and again. barry definitely was wearing a gold band on his left hand before he married the harridan.

  3. karen for Clinton says:

    My first thought was it could have been his father’s wedding band. Perhaps all he had left of the man who he did not know and only met once after infancy. That said, the Corsi story is much more fun. There certainly were a lot of interesting stories that were never properly investigated and all tied together they spark a picture. The poetry with sexual innuendo about shorts, the Sinclair accusations, the Wright choir boy deaths right before the candidate announcement, sitting so close with the roommate, and other dead end stories that never went anywhere. I would bet he was bi at some points in his life.

  4. Anthony says:

    As if the blow job might have been entirely forgettable

    I could believe that, but not for the same reason you’re inferring. I would think that Larry would be more prone to forgetting what would have most likely been something unremarkable

  5. sophie says:

    Barry always read as gay to me. I was amazed when he showed up with a wife,especially one who seems to scare him.. She would have to be in on the scam too, or has figured it out by now. Living outside of his truth, must make every day a misery…for both of them. I take comfort in that thought.

    • LonelyLiberal says:

      Yeccch. He got hit with the UGG-LEE stick. We don’t want him!!!!

    • Anthony says:

      I was amazed when he showed up with a wife

      Wife? Call her whatever you want. She still looks like a man in a dress to me.

      Here’s the distinction:

    • Lynn L. says:

      Michelle is the Keeper of the Secrets, and for that she gets to do what she wants, when she wants, and with whom she wants on our metaphorical dime. The totality of the man she married probably unfolded gradually for her, but she must have had hints early on that something was amiss. Someone as damaged as Obama, and with a real need for a female cover, had to plan his courtship dance with her carefully. It must have required meticulous strategy to conceal his discrepancies and warts during their engagement, but easy duty for a sociopath with years of experience. Once married, it wouldn’t have taken long, in their day to day exchanges, for her to recognize a lazy-ass spouse who wasn’t as well-read or as brilliant as advertised. That would have showed up early. I think Obama got what he needed in Michelle, just a whole lot meaner. I do wonder, however, when she realized that the joke was on her – but still believing she had a catch she had never dreamed possible, she went along.
      I, too, hope they loathe the life they’re forced to pretend as much as I loathe both of them.

    • tamerlane says:

      Good take, Lynn. I expect Mechelle finds barry both despicable and indispensable.

  6. karen for Clinton says:

    One other major clue to the obama puzzle was the man he called “Uncle Frank”, his mentor. Frank was not only a radical politically he also wrote about raping young girls for fun – along with his wife. That was discovered during the primaries and nobody in the media flinched.

  7. tamerlane says:

    Jerome Corsi’s investigative prowess helps uncover obama’s secrets in the same way Oliver Stone cleared up the JFK assassination mystery.

  8. karen for Clinton says:

    Yeah, tamer, I mentioned the “shorts” poem in my first comment above. There were lots of clues that obama had lots of things hidden. The media refused to vet the man he really was and instead made up a fictional version that didn’t resemble the Barry that the Hillary supporters got to know.

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